May 2011
1 post
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jennyding:
Karma part 1 :) Incompetent people like you should just remain a hermit for the benefit of everyone.
lol youre horrible
November 2010
1 post
Favorite thing ever.
Dancing to my own beat :)
October 2010
1 post
Let's go dancing with the stars!
*Cartwheel*
September 2010
4 posts
An Atheist Professor of Philosophy was speaking to...
Professor: You are a Christian, aren't you, son?
Student: Yes, sir.
Professor: So, you believe in God?
Student: Absolutely, sir.
Professor: Is God good?
Student: Sure.
Professor: My brother died of cancer, even though he prayed to God to heal him. Most of us would attempt to help others who are ill. But God didn't. How is God good, then? Hmm?
(Student was silent)
Professor: You can't answer, can you? Let's start again, young fella. Is God good?
Student: Yes.
Professor: Is Satan good?
Student: No.
Professor: Where does Satan come from?
Student: From.. God.
Professor: That's right. Tell me son, is there evil in this world?
Student: Yes.
Professor: Evil is everywhere, isn't it? And God did make everything. Correct?
Student: Yes.
Professor: So who created evil?
(Student didn't answer)
Professor: Is there sickness? Immortality? Hatred? Ugliness? All these terrible things exist in the world, don't they?
Student: Yes, sir.
Professor: So, who created them?
(Student had no answer)
Professor: Science says you have 5 senses you use to identify and observe the world around you. Tell me, son.. have you ever seen God?
Student: No, sir.
Professor: Tell us if you have ever heard your God.
Student: No, sir.
Professor: Have you ever felt your God, tasted your God, smelt your God? Have you ever had any sensory perception of God, for that matter?
Student: No, sir. I'm afraid I haven't.
Professor: Yet you still believe in Him?
Student: Yes.
Professor: According to empirical, testable, demonstrable protocol, Science says your God doesn't exist. What do you say to that, son?
Student: Nothing. I only have my Faith.
Professor: Yes, Faith. And that is the problem Science has.
Student: Professor, is there such a thing as Heat?
Professor: Yes.
Student: And is there such a thing as Cold?
Professor: Yes.
Student: No, sir, there isn't.
(The Lecture Theatre became very quiet with this turn of events)
Student: Sir, you can have lots of heat, even more heat, superheat, mega heat, white heat, a little heat or no heat. But we don't have anything called cold. We can hit 458 Degrees below Zero which is no heat, but we can't go any further after that. There is no such thing as cold. Cold is only a word we use to describe the absence of Heat. We cannot measure cold. Heat is energy. Cold is not the opposite of heat, sir, just the absence of it.
(There was a pon-drop silence in the Lecture Theatre)
Student: What about darkness, Professor? Is there such a thing as darkness?
Professor: Yes. What is night if there isn't darkness?
Student: You're wrong again, sir. Darkness is the absence of something. You can have Low Light, Normal Light, Bright Light, Flashing Light... But if you have No Light constantly, you have nothing and it's called Darkness, isn't it? In reality, darkness isn't. If it is, You would be able to make darkness darker, wouldn't you?
Professor: So what is the point you are making, young man?
Student: Sir, my point is, your Philosophical Premise is flawed.
Professor: Flawed? Can you explain how?
Student: Sir, you are working on the Premise of Duality. You argue there is Life and then there is Death, a good God and a bad God. You are viewing the concept of God as something finite, something we can measure. Sir, Science can't even explain a thought. It uses electricity and magnetism, but has never seen, much less fully understood either one. To view death as the opposite of life is to be ignorant of the fact that death cannot exist as a substantive thing. Death is not the opposite of life, just the absence of it. Now tell me, Professor, do you teach your students that they evolved from a monkey?
Professor: If you are referring to the Natural Evolutionary Process, yes of course, I do.
Student: Have you ever observed Evolution with your own eyes, sir?
(The professor shook his head with a smile, beginning to realize where the argument was going)
Student: Since no one has ever observed the Process of Evolution at work and cannot even prove that this process is an on-going endeavor, are you not teaching your opinion, sir? Are you not a Scientist but a Preacher?
(The class was in uproar)
Student: Is there anyone in the class who has ever seen the Professor's brain?
(The class broke out into laughter)
Student: Is there anyone here who has ever heard the Professor's brain, felt it, touched or smelt it? .. No one appears to have done so. So, according to the established Rules of Empirical, Stable and Demonstrable Protocol, Science says that you have no brain, sir. With all due respect, sir, how do we then trust your lectures?
(The room was silent. The Professor stared at the student, his face unfathomable)
Professor: I guess you'll have to take them on Faith, son.
Student: That is it, sir.. exactly! The link between man and God is Faith. That is all that keeps things alive and moving!
That student was Albert Einstein.
I would like to point out that this never actually happened ._.
But I mean, other than that, sure.
uhhh
jennyding:
And a good riddance to you. 8)
LOL was i that much of a bother?
Ode to Justin
Ode ol’ Justin,
How you intrigue me so.
Oh, Oh justin…
Ill let my brainjuices flow.
While writing this ode, dedicated to you,
I will be.. cooking some stew.
becuase justin,
oh justin.. I heart you.
*Inspired by justin’s love for reading my tumblr posts T.T
littlelam1234 12:16 am (12:16:58 AM): I always like reading your posts
Whooo hoo. my life's story.
Once upon a time there was a little caterpillar. Hungry this caterpillar was. Everyday, this green youthful and delighted caterpillar would climb atop the tree leaves and pretend to spread his “yet-to-be-developed” wings while anticipating his future flights as a lovely, beautiful butterfly. Casually, this caterpillar would walk up and down the rows of plants and munch them to death....
August 2010
9 posts
WatchI’m sooo bored.. Haha
The next few weeks
I will work hard :) starting from tomorrow!
Just wondering
How many times do I need to mess up before I get it right haha :(
I’m sorry mom :/ didn’t mean anything :P
8/26/10
:) was a happy day.
WOW
I love to dance for fun :3
Day One: Ten things you want to say to ten...
1. youre gay
2. I love you
3. Aren’t youuuu cool LOL
4. Lets longboard
5. Dudey lets shoot our lasers
6. Jump!
7. Sit.
8. LOL
9. HAHAA.
10. thanks :]
Cause I'm a girl.... 10 DAY CHALLENGE.
Day One: Ten things you want to say to ten different people right now. Day Two: Nine things about yourself. Day Three: Eight ways to win your heart. Day Four: Seven things that cross your mind a lot. Day Five: Six things you wish you’d never done. Day Six: Five people who mean a lot (in no order whatsoever) Day Seven: Four turn offs. Day Eight: Three turn ons. Day Nine: Two smileys that describe...
April 2010
7 posts
Listen
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Listen
Never Change- James Han & Sam Ock
March 2010
10 posts
Zune...
Wow. I didnt know they made it this pretty now LOL
https://zunestore.net/us/catalog/index.aspx
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Diary of a Wimpy Kid: Spring Break 2010
Heyy guys! In order to save your time and patience, I want to inform you that this post is REALLY long and boring only because I did not write it for your entertainment. If I was aiming to write a post that was intended to be funny, I would personally add brief commentary such as “LOL” or “HAHAHHA” in order to show where to laugh… and in this case I did not. In the...
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rebeccawu:
today will be a good day. (:
February 2010
5 posts
top 10 most annoying actions
1. people who park crookedly, causing me to also have to park crookedly… ultimately causing me to be laughed at because when they leave, other people think I can’t park correctly because I was forced to park crookedly T.T
2. bugs and homework
3. when people accuse me of actions I have not done… “no I did NOT kill my neighbor’s yellow cat -.-“
4. use of the...
January 2010
21 posts
Waiting patiently...
“How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tottsie Pop?” the owl may wonder. Well if he would just sit back patiently and lick without biting then he would officially know that it is 27 licks wouldn’t he… T.T
Hahha well I guess this same logic can also be applied to our hectic school lives.
“How many more tests do we have to take to finally get out of...
My Dog has a Mirror Phobia.
What a boob.
Regina Spektor- Two Birds
kimchisquatxd:
sky’s the limit.
rebeccawu:
bbyxvvn:
Even the best fall down...
Oh boy SAT
i hate this test. that is all i have to say.
Alex C- Zuviel liebe killt mich
“No computer or facebook until after SAT.”
– Mom
The Epic.
“The Romantic hero is a literary archetype referring to a character that rejects established norms and conventions, has been rejected by society, and has the self as the center of his or her own existence.”
Sooo… Justin told me I shouldn’t just Tumble around with only pictures and videos so I decided to add some insight revealing the scandalous life of Sugar...
